How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT
by Roni Cung
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
Who needs storage on a computer, just use an Asians brain.
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
Robert Ryall
