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There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
