Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
