Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
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ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
pls go sub to kane brown pepole he got good song pls go sud to him pls
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
