Artist jokes
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Rip Juice WRLD.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy