Artist jokes
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Rip Juice WRLD.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Memes
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN