Artist jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Rip Juice WRLD.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!