Artist jokes
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Rip Juice WRLD.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!