Artist jokes
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!