Artist jokes
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!