Artist jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.