Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
