Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
