Artist jokes
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.