Artist jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!