What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Artist Jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
