Artist jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
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What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!