Artist

Artist jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

Pencil

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?