Artist jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.