Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
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Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
