Artist jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Memes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
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What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.