Artist jokes
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?