Artist

Artist Jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Pencil

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.