What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
pls go sub to kane brown pepole he got good song pls go sud to him pls
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
