Artist jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Memes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
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What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.