Artist jokes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
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Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.