Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
