Artist jokes
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
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Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.