Artist jokes
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Memes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!