Artist jokes
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.