Artist jokes
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.