Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
