Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
