Artist jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
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What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!