Artist jokes
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.