James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
finish the lyrics Can I put my
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone? www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
