I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
