Artist jokes

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

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What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

Did you hear about the dead artist?

Too many strokes.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."