Artist

Artist Jokes

Song

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Song

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Rapper

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.