Artist jokes
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.