What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
