What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
You look easy to draw.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Be papered.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
