Art jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
When you fail art school.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
You look easy to draw.