Art jokes
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
When you fail art school.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
You look easy to draw.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.