Art jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Be papered.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
You look easy to draw.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.