Art jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
When you fail art school.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Memes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
You look easy to draw.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Be papered.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!