Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Art Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
You look easy to draw.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Be papered.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
