I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor
this website it darker than the kid that got arrested last week
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego's will you please help me Kids- where's dora Swiper- she's under cardiac arrest kids - poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!!
Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
Why is the belt arrested because it held up a pants
Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!
