When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
hey, what those things on your arms they look like cuts wait what no it just marker nothing else....
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
I got one of those
Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
What do u call a person with only one arm? Half-assed
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
