what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
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What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
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What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
