Arithmetic jokes
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What's 1 + 1?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.