My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Arithmetic Jokes
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
2+2=7
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.