Arithmetic jokes
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Memes
It took me a second to realize
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
2+2=7