Arithmetic jokes
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
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It took me a second to realize
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What's 2+2?
4.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
2+2=7
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!