Arithmetic jokes
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
2+2=7
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.