What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
2+2=7
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
2 times 4 equals 18?
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
