Arithmetic jokes
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2+2=7
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.