Arithmetic

Arithmetic Jokes

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

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You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.