Arithmetic jokes
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789