Arithmetic jokes
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's 1 + 1?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
10+10
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Hi boyyyy!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!