Prime Number jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

The number 13? Not on my watch!

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.