Arithmetic jokes
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
(6x9)+6+9=69
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
A possessed boi or math?
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
10+10
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Hi boyyyy!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.