Arithmetic

Arithmetic jokes

Seven

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

Number

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

Toy

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

Memes

Girl

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Number

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

Cow

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)