Arithmetic jokes
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Memes
A possessed boi or math?
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
What's 1 + 1?
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
(6x9)+6+9=69
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What's 6 plus 7?
67.