Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What's 1 + 1?
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
(6x9)+6+9=69
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What's 2+2?
4.
