Arithmetic jokes
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
A possessed boi or math?
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It鈥檚 weird.
What's 1 + 1?
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
(6x9)+6+9=69
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 馃槀