Arithmetic jokes
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What's 1 + 1?
Memes
A possessed boi or math?
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
(6x9)+6+9=69
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.