Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What's 1 + 1?
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
(6x9)+6+9=69
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
