Arithmetic jokes
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
FINALLY
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.