Arithmetic jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?
2 times 4 equals 18?