Arithmetic jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
2 times 4 equals 18?
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.