Arithmetic jokes
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Memes
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
2 times 4 equals 18?
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.