Arithmetic jokes
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.