6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Arithmetic Jokes
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
