What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Number.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
10+10
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
