Arithmetic

Arithmetic Jokes

Dog

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Sex

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Murder

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

Number

Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

9/11

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.