Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
(6x9)+6+9=69
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
