Arithmetic jokes
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
(6x9)+6+9=69
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.