Arithmetic jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
(6x9)+6+9=69
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.