(6x9)+6+9=69
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
