Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
(6x9)+6+9=69
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
