Ares jokes

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Why are dead baby jokes always funny?

They never get old.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

You are so ugly my man died.

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

Ariana Grande, where are you?

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Yahahlmsyw.

That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.