Ares jokes
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
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When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.