Ares jokes
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
henderson what the helllllll are you doing
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Like if you know what ashes are.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why are you gay?
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."