Ares jokes
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Hi, how are you doing?
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Why are you gay?
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?