Ares jokes

Party Pooper

  • I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

    Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

    So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

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  • 19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️

    Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?

    Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊

    Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈

    Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P

    God

  • You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

    Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

    Son

  • Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

    Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

    Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

    Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

    Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

    Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

    Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

    Freshfry

  • drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

    Debate

  • People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

    So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

    Orphan

  • OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

    Kid

  • Adopted kid:

    Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

    Alex:

    Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

    Adopted kid:

    OK, dad Alex.

    Alex:

    Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

    Adopted kid:

    I’m so glad I have a mom.