Ares jokes
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.