Ares jokes

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Why do orphans love GTA?

Because they are actually wanted!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

Prince, are you there?

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.