Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
You are a fat pig.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.