Ares jokes

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Do you like doors?

Yes, because you are adoorable.

Who are you?

Yourself.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.