Ares jokes

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Do you like doors?

Yes, because you are adoorable.

Who are you?

Yourself.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.