Ares jokes
Old ladies are non existent.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Prince, are you there?
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
"Gwen, are you still there?"
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"