Ares jokes
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Borders are fat.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.