Ares jokes
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Memes
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!