Ares jokes
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
There are more than two genders.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"