Ares jokes

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

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Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Hi, how are you doing today?

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.