Ares jokes

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

Tell who we are.

"The truest things ARE the funniest things."

-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.