Ares jokes

Q: Why are medication pills white?

A: Because they work.

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol