Ares jokes
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
"Prince, where are you?"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
All then are bad.
You are family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?