Ares jokes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Memes
People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
๐ค What do Polish people ๐ต๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฑ in Poland do with ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ newspapers ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. ๐งป ๐งป ๐งป ๐งป ๐ ๐
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two Aโs when you can have none? (Ron)
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Beatles
Are cool.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ฬs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hi, how are you doing today?
Borders are fat.