Ares jokes
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Rocks :
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.