Ares jokes
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.