Ares jokes
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Memes
Not naming any name but yk who u are
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.