Ares jokes
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
You're a bish, and you are too!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.