Ares jokes
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
You are so cat.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
You are so dumb.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why are skeletons so calm?
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."