Ares jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.