Ares jokes
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
How long are you? I
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
You are in the airway, how funny!
You are the joke.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.