Ares jokes
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"Prince? Are you still there?"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"