Ares jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?