Ares jokes
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Memes
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
You are.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Are you peeling well?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.