Ares jokes
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.