Ares jokes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
You are.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?