Ares jokes
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"