Ares jokes
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Memes
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"