Ares jokes
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.