Ares jokes

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

"We are Number one."

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.