Ares jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!