Ares jokes
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.