Ares jokes
You are short.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!