Ares jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and weβre all slacking it off.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! ππππ
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (γβ§ββ¦)γ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!