Ares jokes
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.