Ares jokes
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.