Ares jokes
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Memes
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.