Ares jokes
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"