Ares jokes
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Memes
gravity falls
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.