Ares jokes

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

There are "nun" good jokes.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?