Ares jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?