Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.