Ares jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
When people are just too obvious
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
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Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
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You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.