Ares jokes
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.