Ares jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
You are quite [something].
You are a joke.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗