Ares jokes

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Are you chicken me????!!!!

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

Are you choked?