Ares jokes
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
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I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."