Ares jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.