Ares jokes
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
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I'm sorry.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.