Ares jokes
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.