Ares jokes

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Hi how are you?

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?