Ares jokes
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
All these jokes are all plane.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.