Ares jokes
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
They are hairy.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.