Ares jokes
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
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Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.