Ares jokes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!