Ares jokes
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!