Ares jokes
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.