Ares jokes
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Memes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!