Ares jokes
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.