Ares jokes
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.