Ares jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.