Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.