Ares jokes
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Memes
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.