Ares jokes
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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