Ares jokes
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
The twins are falling down.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"