Ares jokes
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!