Ares jokes
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.