Ares jokes
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Memes
Reasons
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.