Ares jokes
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.