Ares jokes
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.