Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.