Ares jokes
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
You are all fucking disgusting!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.