Ares jokes
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Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Feminists are a joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!