Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it's all relative.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
