Ares jokes

Ball

    • Jesse: Do you like my ball?

    Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

    Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

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    • Ares memes

    Rune

    • Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

    All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

    Dwarf

    • Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

    Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

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    • Knock

    • 5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

    1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

    2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

    3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

    4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

    5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

    Insult

    • The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

    The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

    🤣🤣🤣

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    • Restaurant

    • The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

    The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

    This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

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    • Ass

    • Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

    Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

    Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.