Ares jokes
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.