Ares Jokes

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Mom: Wake up!

Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

Mom: Why are you disappointed?

Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...

Friends are like penguins.

If you stab a penguin, they die.

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Having homosexual parents must be terrible

Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”

roses are red lemons are sour spread ur legs and give me an hour

Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”